I am never late

Except for last iMondays (Intrapreneur's Mondays), I was off by four minutes.

And as promised, breakfast was on me. It would've been lunch except that a lot was happening this week.

I was late because the water pressure was weak, I had to repeat doing my knot, breakfast took longer than usual, I forgot my papers, the bus was blocking the road, blah blah blah

The reasons did not matter. I was late and it's not going to happen again... maybe until another 12 months.